PoetryWe are freaking rennaisance menHere is a Haiku Expressing Brother "BlackJack" Kelly's opinion about this section These Poems have to go Don't make me unzip my pants Or you will be sorry -- Brother Kelly Poems If I was an Elf I would prance through the woods Dreaming of fine wine and stinky cheese And all those other Percy related Goods -- Brother Matt If I was a dwarf, I'd live in a mountain. And drink dark ale from a flowing fountain. -- Brother Matt Dark bitter ale Bring me to unconsciousness A secret happiness A long tunnel of confusion One more my friend Let us enjoy the times we didn't have And forget those we did -- Brother Bill L. Ode to Hollywood 4 sided lord of dice You Glitter like the sun When PPE is needed you come through Magic Missles are truly magic with you Velvet bag not good enough for Hollywood Hollywood random you are not 4 sided lord of dice -- Brother Bill J. Haiku Beer, a man's best friend Impaired vision leaves mind daft Ohh, drink up brother -- Brother Bill L. Two, four, six, eight, ten Beers I've drunk in the last hour I need to pee soon -- Brother Bill L. Early morning beer Shut down the bar, closing time! Where are the fat chicks? -- Brother Bill L. Wine, beer, ale, vodka Mixing alcohol is bad My stomach is revolting -- Brother Bill L. If I drink Coors Light My bowels will tighten up quick Stay near toilet bowl -- Brother Bill L. Dice, oh random cubes No magic in your ballet Damn, fumble again -- Brother Bob The plan goes amiss Dice are thrown when tempers flair Relax, have a beer -- Brother Jeff Brotherhood we are We like to drink the good beer One more for the road -- Brother Nate Where is the church key? Sam adams does not twist off Can I borrow yours? -- Brother Nate We are not drunk fools RPG's we love to play Drunken nerds we are -- Brother Nate RPG'and Beer What more could you ask for, eh? Maybe some strippers -- Brother Nate nerds of some renown good and drunk they seem to be don't poke them with sticks -- Sigwald from TMP boards |